Her Names
God’s Wife
Buddha’s Buddhette
Shiva’s Shakti
Mohammad’s Missus
J.C.’s Magdalene
El’s Asherah
Great Spirit’s Snuggle Bunny
Our Mother Who Aren’t Only in Heaven
The Great SheBang
Yo Mama
She She Powa
Madame Mojo
Soul Sista
The Original Redvolutionary
The Secret Lineage Hopper
The Holy Grail Grinner
The Ecstatic Exclamation Point After All That Is
The Forecast of Fire
The Numinous Naughty
The Freak Flagger
The Licking Lifeforce
The Everlasting Embrace
The Casual Fridays of Spiritual Life
The Engagement Ring’er
The Cornucopia of Compassion
The Creative Cause (and Effect)
The Constant Offering
The Inner Ruption
The Cardinal Rule Breaker
The Red Thread
The Queen Bee
The Snake Charmer
The Mama Bear Hug
The One Who Plays Powerfully
The One Who Shakes Certainty, Bakes Boldness, and Wakes Wisdom
The Influx of Inspiration
The Flood of Freedom
The Ultimate Blasphemy
The Heretic’s Heart Pump
Your Name In Scarlett Letters
The Embodiment of Embodiment
The Reddest Rose
The Post Partum Passion Flower
The Popped Cosmic Cherry
Profundity’s Panty Raider
The Red Light District of Divinity
Ass Consciousness
Laughter’s Lubricant
Wonder’s Woman
Creation’s Centerfold
Beauty’s Compass
Salvation’s Striptease
Duality’s Smooch
Non Duality’s Life Coach
Orthodoxy’s Heart Attack
Lightning’s Lingerie
The Dispenser of Delight
The Grace Smuggler
The Prophetesses Present
The Seductress of the Senses
The Skin Saver
The Flesh Frisker
The Spine Waver
The Tail Blazer
The Dark Dame
The Shady Lady
Your Guttural Instinct
The Earth’s Perfume
The One Who Alters Every Altar
The Seventh Veil Dropper
The Ultimate Groin Grabber
The Wonder From Down Under
Our Lady of Horny Holiness
The Dominatrix of Doubt
The Most Experienced Lover of Us All
The North and South Pole Dancer
Star Light Star Bright, The Very First SuperStar Who Knows Her Might
The Sound of Your Music
The Red Hot Chilli Pepper
The Booty Shaker
The Ever-Coming Reminder of Raw Reality
The Silent Roar
The Sacred Rager
The Deviant Destructress of Anything That Keeps You Small
The Cosmic Permission Slip to Be Your All
The Ripest, Juiciest Forbidden Fruit
The Angel Who Wears Prada
The Devil Who Wears Paradox
The Virgin of Las Vegas
The Whore of the Vatican
The One Who Makes Love for a Living
The One Who Turns Tricks For Transformation
The One Who Makes Dogma Faint
The One Who Makes Fire Sweat
The One Who Longs to Touch and Be Touched
The Queen of Hearts
Your Absolute Adoration
The One Who Laughs Inappropriately
The One Who Has Nothing to Hide (but has always been hidden)
The One Who Scares All Major (and most minor) Religions
The One You Were Taught to Mistrust
The Sassy Soundbiter
The One Who Understands the Power of Adornment
The One Who Boogies in Your Body
The One Who Decorates Your Dreams
The One Who Turns Your Shadows into Puppets
The One That Mud Wrestles Spirit (and wins)
The One That Feels…Everything
The One Who is Furious At What We Have Done to Her Planet
The One Who Begs Your Breath Into Your Belly
The One You Never Have to Clean Yourself Up For
The One Who Wants ALL of You
(your light, your dark, your issues, your insecurities, your strengths, your weaknesses, your childhood wounds, your adult successes, your personality, your complexes, your truth, your beauty, your crap, your bad hair, and your sparkling eyes)
On Her Dance Floor
The One Who Demands Your Entire Heart to Live In and Your Entire Life
to
Love
In
The One Who Misses You
The One Who Aches For You
The One That Knows You
The One That Embraces You
The One That Unleashes You
The One That Lives For You and In You and Through You and As You…
that’s right
The One Who Can Be Found in the Next Closest Mirror if You Wink Just Right
